You've Been Served

After a seven year stint as The Crypt Keeper on HBO's Tales From The Crypt, Richard Fuld moved on to the world of high finance as CEO of Lehman Brothers.

On September 21, just days after Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, a Lehman employee approached Fuld at the company gym and punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.

Today, Dick, along with 11 others, was subpoenaed in conjunction with multiple grand jury investigations into the investment bank's epic how-come-we're-not-to-big-to-fail FAIL.

Times are tough.

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For the week ending October 8, banks borrowed in total, a record average of $420 billion from the Federal Reserve per day. That’s billion with a “b”, per DAY. The data released yesterday for the week ending October 15 showed a new staggering apex of $437 billion per day. That's a lot a cake.